Dawn Marie Never Shuts Up

Why are people reblogging the Yahoo! news? We all see it on our dashboards. Every user. There are zero reasons to spam it up, kids.

thatguyandstuff:

Just thinking about the universe and stuff

Probably my favorite “selfie” from Jordan’s selfie day.

True fact: Chris Evans’ brother played a gay cop who was my favorite soap opera character for a while.

wilwheaton:

thebacklot:

lylemasaki:

amboy00:

So Jason Collins is a hero because he’s gay? Our standard for heroism has dropped quite a bit since Normandy.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro)

April 29, 2013

I genuinely dislike @benshapiro

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans)

May 3, 2013

Chis Evans meets my standards for heroism.

Well, he is Captain American AND the Human Torch. Doesn’t get much more heroic than that.

Ben Shapiro deserves the people who read Breitbart.

You shouldn’t need to be a hero to come out. You shouldn’t need to be brave or thick-skinned or willing to risk your whole world. But you do. And for that reason, everybody who comes out is a fucking hero.

Also, thank you, Chris Evans.

(via sceaterian)

adulting:

This is super helpful, and why don’t they teach it in home ec??

I am apparently from the district of revolutions and nuclear weaponry.

(Source: mockingjaylovescheesebuns, via sceaterian)

staff:

Smile!

Selfies are back and here to stay. Create a photo post, click “Take a photo” on the bottom right corner, and GPOY to your heart’s desire.*

Want to update your avatar? Visit your blog’s settings page to take a selfie or drag and drop directly from your desktop.

*Chrome and Firefox v20+ only for now

You are professional adults who just used the word “selfies” more than once. It’s nearly enough to make me delete my account.

I need to get a cool job. Like…Chris Evans’ chest waxer. This is not unlike my childhood dream of being the one who paints Lou Ferrigno green. Alas, I did not yet understand that that show had long since ended.

whimsium:

Acoustic of “Light ‘Em Up”

Why you should watch this:

• it sounds really good
• Andy singing
• Andy doing the “tsss” sound
• Patrick laughing at Andy doing the “tsss” sound
• Andy’s precious “I DID IT!” at the end of the song
• Patrick high-fiving Andy ‘cause they sounded awesome and Andy was so proud of himself
• Andy
• Patrick
• Andy

This did nothing to quell my Andy-crush.

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Today, a kid from my high school died. He turned twenty-one three weeks ago, and today he had a heart attack and crashed his car into some mailboxes.

He was friends with my little brother, and that kid has seen too many friends die, especially for a good kid who never hung out with the wrong crowd. He loses people to tragic accidents that had nothing to do with bad decisions, and it kills me that I can’t wrap him in bubble wrap and tell the world to just leave him the fuck alone.

I actually almost got kicked out of middle school for that once, but that’s not really relevant here, I guess. Except that I would do it if I could, and I thought it would help. I can’t. It won’t.

And now my baby brother, for whom I would give a kidney or a lung or my whole fucking life if he needed it, has to bury another friend and I can’t help.

I just needed to get that out. Thanks for letting me.